When a Stranger Wants to Trade Shirts

Dear Gentlemen,

I was at a get-together wearing a t-shirt with "paradise" somewhere on the front and a guy I don't know says, "Hey, I really want your shirt, because my mom's maiden name is Paradise." The shirt he wants to trade me is less than stellar. How do you recommend handling such situations?

Thanks,
Shirtless


Dear Shirtless,
Obviously, a gentleman is not required to go trading shirts every time a guy on the street likes his threads. But there are times when a gentleman will be asked to make life more interesting and parties more fun. Deciding when to trade shirts is ultimately up to you, but we suggest erring on the side of joviality, unless you're wearing a personal favorite.

For the sake of your compatriots, the worse the trade is for you, the better it is for them. This means, that if you are going to trade, you should get some advice from your friends. If everyone is laughing nervously, you should make the trade. If everyone is just bored with the idea, keep your shirt on.

Fashionably,
The Gentlemen