Thursday, February 2, 2012

In the Out Door


Dear Gentlemen,
As an aspiring gentlemen, there are some questions that still keep me up at night. One question in particular has been spinning in my head for about a year now. In a modern-day heterosexual relationship, is it okay for a gentleman to have his rectum penetrated by his lady friend or a toy of his lady friend's choosing? And if yes, how does a gentlemen approach a lady on such matters?

Any advice you give will be most appreciated.

Thank You,
Polking in Poughkeepsie


Dear Mr. Poughkeepsie,
As a gentleman, it is your right to pursue just about every unique notion that arises between you and your consensual partner. What distinguishes a gentleman is that he abides by one of the primordial commandments of the gentleman, which goes back to the Pyramids, which is: Keep It to Yourself. The only fetish that a gentleman may not indulge in is exhibitionism.  

As for the second part of your question, I can only advise that you broach the topic directly. Don’t back into it.

Regards,
The Gentlemen

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