Monday, April 2, 2012

Courtship Rituals of the Doomed

Dear Gentlemen,
What does it mean when a girl texts you "LOL!" after you send her a picture of your penis?
Sincerely,
Sheraz Ali, Orlando, Florida


Dear Sheraz,
It should be obvious that a gentleman doesn’t photograph, or transmit photographs of his genitals. But should you forget that, and send a lady such a picture, then “LOL!” is probably on the better end of the spectrum of possible responses, with legal action being among the worst. It should assure you that the recipient has herself plummeted to the same charmless and incoherent level as yourself.

Good Luck,
The Gentlemen

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