Dear Gentlemen,How does a gentleman respond when he is caught in flagrante delicto with himself?
Sincerely,
Onanistic in Oregon
Dear Onanistic,
You gotta own it. Creeps and perverts are shy introverts who run from any confrontation with their desires. Gentlemen occasionally wank it. No big deal.
Certainly it is best to plan ahead so you don't get caught at say work, or your parents' bedroom or somewhere a child might find you. But, otherwise, be a man: admit you do it. And, if appropriate, ask whoever caught you to help you finish.
Climaxingly,
The Gentlemen
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